The most interesting part is about to come now .. During at abt 10pm , i went to jurong park to jog .. when i was preparing my mp3 and was about to start jogging , a drunk indian man came towards me . he looked at me said "hello! commando!" then i =.=" .. i just smiled at him and ignored him .. then he come and my hand then talk alot of crap to me .. he told me he lived at block 559 then ask me to follow him to his house and he wanna give me the 'war book' .. he wanted to exchange numbers with me .. AT THIS VERY CRITICAL MOMENT , tahjudin passed by , he saw me and said "hello!". it was as if a glimmer of light has shone on me .. i immediately smiled and said "hello!" back to him .. then the drunk indian man immediately pull tahjudin here and talking crap ... then he say he wanna give the 'war book' to me and tahjudin .. then this tahjudin very hum ji , he told the indian man " err .. he(me) and me same school , u pass the book to him then i go get from him in school " .. diaozz since when i become his schoolmate? LOL ..then the indian man wanna drag me and tahjudin to his house .."please , come .. onli at 559 then tahjudin go tell him that he need to go home for prayers liao .. and he ran away hum ji-ily!
then now left me and the indian man again .. then he wanted to bring me to his house to give me the war book .. i told him i also need to go home liao .. then he said " okay okay , u stay here wait for me , i go home get the book and come and give you" .. i agreed and so he ran home .. after he has disappeared , i immediately ran away too LOL ..
well , i promised i'll not jog alone at that area again .. it's so scary .. and that hum ji tahjudin .. he just wanted to say 'hello' to me and i brought him so much trouble LOL.. OKiesss .. gtg here now .. cya guyz!
we joined those people standing there and we were all soon being brought to the ulities room . Gomez , cheong kiat and tin hong escorted us up there ... i was like =.=" wth .. cut hair onli nia .. dun need to be so exgarratted bah .. then we were asked to sit in one straight line then there are 2 chairs with 2 middle aged malay barbers standing right at the front of the room .. i had a kind of feeling that as if we are going to jail and now is the 'shaving head' process .
Soon , the haircut started , alot of people see that kind of 'cock hairstyle' that the barber cut for their schoolmates , some retreated and rather cheong kiat to cut for them .. then zheng bin suddenly call cheong kiat .. " mr chew .. can help me cut anot .." he said .. "why lei?" cheong kiat replied . Then everyone looked at Zhengbin expecting for his reply .. "cuz .. free.." he replied in a very paiseh manner .. LOLOLOL ..
Soon , one by one leaves the room with a very sad face ... onli left me , one malay guy , afian and dickson . LOL we couldn't really imagine wad would dickson be like after the haircut .. then dickson started crapping , he said "later ask the barber to help me cut here .. trim here .. the dye my hair blue , behind cut tail , cut v-slope" Then soon , dickson leaves the room with a very sad face and a very 'funny' hairstyle . Now , the room onli left me and afian , i have been observing the 2nd barber for a very long time , the hairstyle he cut is at least better than the first one . So i asked afian "come'on , let me have the second barber bah .." haha .. he indeed gave me the second barber and he go for the first one. Soon , afian leaves the room with a sad face and a 'funny' hairstyle'
Well , i got the second barber.. when the barber was cutting my hair , this dickson suddenly came in a room with a black PE shorts on his head .. I was like LMAO .. lol .. then he stil say 'mai siao siao , see my hair so long , got frinch summore" then he go pull the thread of his PE pants and say "see? my frinch so long" .i started laughing then the barber said " dun move .. later i cannot cut properly" ..Soon i leave the room with a very sad face and an 'funny' hairstyle because that barber cut all my frinch .. but something that i am very thankful to him is he saved my side-burns .. hehe ..
These Fateful series of incidents started with our school **** principal CCY when he decided to engage professional barbers to school to deal with those students with long or improper hairstyles . Today morning , i was doing my DNT folio peacefully in the class and i would never expected that the next moment of my life would turn out to be my biggest shock . The announcement soon sounded "form teachers , please submit those students with long or improper hairstyles to the General office now" . After the announcement , Soh hong immediately called my name and asked afian and i to 'proceed' down to the General office .
When we reached the 1st floor , we saw alot of people lining up in a row so we joined them too . Few minutes later , Tin hong came and took down our names , he told us to bring $4 for a haircut tommorrow =.="
Every and many of my classmates also calls me by 'aiseh' ... LOL .. or maybe i should stop using the word 'aisehh" .. i dunno larhs but it has already become a habit of mine.. LOL..
well ..then in school when miss loh saw me , she will also say "aisehh" .. wth? even teacher oso like that .. LOL .. maybe because i use too much of the verb "aiseh" liao .. even now if i wan to change oso very hard liao ..
Soon , we reached lim chu kang cemetry . we started taking out all the offerings and proceeded to my grandpa's grave .. my grandma started crying again . well for abt 40 years of husband and wife , it's better to make her cry it all out . It was damn hot at the cemetry as it was located at the hiltop and the jossticks are choking me out of my lungs .. i was feeling damn unwell sia . Soon ,after all the things and done and the offerings are burnt . We went bak to my grandma's house and have our lunch there .. well .. we, as the children ate first then followed by the adults .. ahah it was like some sort of reunion dinner when the cousins sat by the table eating and chit chatting .. haha
it was damn tired , i fell asleep soon after i reached home .
today ish a very funny day .. went to jw in the afternoon .. then went to have dinner with tingest and yeahest at the coffeeshop there .. din jog today haha .. then after that we watched the star idol .. we was like so pek chek when leo leaded at first .. then i go ka jiao tingest , when she go to toilet , i go tell her " dun kei kei , u wanna go inside the toilet and vote for leo right?" .. then we keep on crapping on those "leo de lian" LOL .. haha .. then she cannot tahnan and use water and splash me ..LOL
At the end of the day , she went home b4 she could see the results .. then when bryan won , i smsed her and bluff her that leo actuali won and she was like so mad when she thought leo won LOL . she smsed me and say i got the leo de lian and blar blar blar .. haha and she knew the truth when linliest told her when she reached home LOL.
well ..tomolo going back to school to calculate all those debts with jeremy , yan soon and fernando .. yan soon and jeremy was like so 'excited' and smsed me immediately after the results show .. haha well .. we shall see tomolo! bb guyz!
then we played with bian bian and the 'fan ban idiot' .. lol .. we keep on sayang 'fan ban idiot' then make bian bian jealous lol ..
today morning play maple .. lol got to know this party leader that have been taking care of me throughout the PQ ^^ .. haha .. then after that in the evening went for xia0family reunion dinner .. i still remember last yr when me , gerrad and candis go .. haha so funny .. this year reunion dinner , the people present are lizann , henry , candis and i ... well .. i was late for abt 15 mins .. therefore i treated them drinks .. then we ordered dishes and there was a fly keep on disturbing us by going near to the fish .. we sitted there and chit chatted then we went for a walk at chinese garden .. we keep on scaring lizann by imitating XH .. haha ..
then after that henry and lizann went home , candis and i went to jurong park and sit down a block and called to disturb jeffrey .. "hello , is this jeffrey tan yong sheng , i am calling from the national health agency , we would like u to come down to .." i said .. and he really believe it and copied down the address i said "new bridge road , avenue 27" .. i think people with common sense should know , is there anyplace when such a big aveune?? lols.
finally could play maple in da afternoon lols .. haha i guess i am already addicted to maple liao .. In the evening , went jogging with tingest then we saw this hua zhong PE teacher LOLS .. he keep on saying he is hua zhong PE teacher but retire liao lols ..then we started jogging the canal .. got my WORST timing ever LOLS cuz this tingest was there glancing at all those ah pek ah chek who ran the canal ..
ok la , i think i need to stop here liao .. and this gal hor , she said my blog everytime nvr write things about her , so i wrote about her today . btw , i saw the lucky charm u gave me just now .. tried to open it but nvr mind liao , dun open better .. if not later see the ****'s name , make me feel very 'shi wang' sia ..cuz u yesterday night anyhow calculate then make me sian 1/2 liao ..
i remembered i only spoke to my vice principal gomez twice in my secondary school time.
i still remember the first time he spoke to me ,when i was sec one , gomez presented a folder to me during assembly .. he presented this to the seven people who took part in the photo taking in the ycss diary folder and i am one of them .. i still remember he said " This boy brought up our school image by the big smile on his face .. Tan yong ming." ..
Now the fengshui changes..the second time he spoke to me when i am sec 4.. gomez told me this "i am trying so hard to bring up the school image and there u are bringing it down by giving me all these nonsense hairstyle" .. wad da heck is this? haha the fengshui really changes ..
i shouted immediately "BIAN BIAN EATING RAT POISON!" . wonderwomen immediately dash up to the front and shout "BIAN BIAN! COME OUT!" .. i saw bian bian is trying to take a second bite at the poison , i immediately pulled his tail and he 'flew' out of the shop as fast as a rocket (really very fast , fast that we can't see his figure running out) .. i immediately went after him , everyone doing their work at the backdoor was shocked of hearing wonderwomen's shouting and an unknown mysterious objected dashing out of the shop ..
After everyone know the incident , some resumed to their work while people like me start searching for bian bian.. as soon as we found bian bian , some suggested to use 'asam water' as antidode while some suggest to use 'coke' like wad they did the previous time when bian bian was poisoned .. therefore , we choosed to use coke , we took a rice bag , stuff bian bian inside , onli leaving the head to be seen . then my aunt and dad wore gloves and started to force open bian bian's mouth . As bian bian is already poisoned , he has totally no strength to resist . Therefore , i started to pour 'coke' inside his mouth .
Soon , bian bian was saved ..but who knows ? he ate a rat poison last week and was being saved , this week , he ate one again and was being saved .. who knows he would be so 'lucky' again next time ? maybe next time , we would not be there to help him.
after that we completed one scene le , then we decided to have our dinner before the filming for the next scene , i was delayed for awhile because i gotta change .. when i changed , i realise almost every of the cast and crew had gone for their dinner .. i walked around but could not find them .. then it was then i saw the director.. well , he lost his way too .. we called the crew and they said they were at the food court opposite chinatown point ..therefore the director and i started walking around to find the foodcourt but unfortunately , lady luck was not on our side .
So we decided to give up on finding them and we went to the mac-donalds nearby to have our dinner .. haha .. then we went back to the filming area at abt 8pm . We started our next scene then .. haha this ish when loads of funny events took place , we keep on saying the wrong lines .. when i had finish my scene , it was already 930pm plus .. at the end of the day , i was dead worn out.. but i enjoy working with them and i look forward to the next time working with them! cheers!~ jteam and oak3 rocks!
**Peeps : I din really believe it at first and i thought that the adults are wasting their time but my thoughts were proven wrong when i saw the mouse lying dead ONTOP ON THE COCONUT SHELL **Peeps ended**
Therefore , i went in to check it out again .. this time .. THIS TIME ! i saw a big fat dead mouse lying onto of a rotten coconut shell. i came out shouting and laughing immediately and wonderwomen burst into laughter once again.. soon , my dad came in and cleared the dead mouse off again .. but they suspect that there's one more mouse as this mouse has already been dead for 2 days but there's still some damages caused by a 'mouse' today ...
After the stupid speed reading course , i went home ... i heard that 'bian bian' was poisoned and they were trying hard to rescue 'bian bian' at jw .. therefore i went to jw immediately .. i saw 'bian bian' lying lifelessly at the floor after the rescuation .. i was told that they made bian bian drank coke inorder to let the acid washes the poison away .. therefore 'bian bian' was saved ..btw bian bian ish a cat..LOL
After that at abt 6 , went jogging with mama .. we climbed down the canal and walked all the way .. we keep on chatting while we walk and din realise that we have actually past the ladder that we were suppose to climb up lols.. i sent mamaest home and then went back to jw again ..
i was too lazy to type out all the things happened later on but wad i can say is C*** Y**n look stupid on tv .. haha .. and his chinese really sucks ..
The cat was being brought to SPCA for treatment and was being put up for adoption soon after it's treatment .. now .. maybe it has been put to dead sleep or it has been adopted .. who knows? now , i remember the cat but did the cat remember me? .. haha ...
However , my active stomach only last in the day .. when the sky turns dark , that is after i finished my dinner , my stomach will be switched into the inactive mode , except for drinks , any other food u give me would be rejected .. my appetite seems to be switched off in the night lols .. At night , went jogging with mama .. and ending up walking 2 rounds of JC .. haha ... then we called kang's house to disturb him and jeffrey .. haha .. so funnie when jeff sung the 'mrs soh' song ... haha
alrite .. got to stop here .. takkiare guys!~ cya! 1 more week to march holidays .. counting down .. hehezz
At night when my dad was driving home , we stopped at the traffic light .. then we saw this mercedes with a bald head man talking on the phone .. taking a closer look , it seems to be an EX - member of parilament .. this man was talking and chatting merrily on his phone and seems to be rather engross in his own fantasy conversation world rather than driving ..I was wonder , an ex-member of parilament could actually break the law by driving and talking on da phone when he knew that he was not supposed to ..i started to think .. where has the civic and moral values of singapore system go ? especially when selecting an government officals ..
Day 1 : Friday 24 Feburary 2006
it's friday today , i am very happie as there's no remedial .. i went to the market and bought my lunch .. 2 large prawns that the auntie gave me .. wooo .. haha .. after i ate my lunch , i went back home and started eating again .. mangoes and chinese new year goodies shrimps rolls .. hahas .. then after that i set off to ycss for sjab under the hot sun ..after my cca , i went to my dad's shop and ate my dinner then went jogging at 9pm plus .. at night abt 11pm when i return home , i went to bathe .. OMG ! thousands of red spots was found on my face! what da hell?!
Day 2 : Saturday 25 Feburary 2006
It's has been another day , yet my face haven recover .. wad da heck sia .. so i didn't went for poa remedial .. i went delivery with my uncle for the whole morning .. i was wondering whether my face would be like this forever ? this is red dots , not those pimples that seems to be popping out .. my dad brought me to see chinese doctor and grab some chinese herbs , i was told that i'll be recover in 1 days time .. well .. alot of people persuade me to see western doctor and get an injection .. i was told to stop my jogging until my face got better .. well i stopped .. i went to see the doctor with moii dad at 10pm .. thn doctor didn't gave me injection , he just prescribe some medicine for me and ask me to drink loads of water and herbal tea ..
Day 3 : Sunday 26 Feburary 2006
Well , another day comes ... my face has yet to be recovered but alot of my friends and relative said that it's getting better .. well .. because of moii face , all the activities that i originally planned during this weekend is ruined .. urgh .. i was feeling pretty uneasy as i din jogged for 2 days .. therefore i was told to cut down on fried food and prawns , shrimps , seafood until my face recovers .. well .. even when my face recovers , i guess i do not have the guts to touch seafood again ....eating large chili prawns has been my hobby ever since i slimed down .. but ever since i slimed down , my appetite has got larger and larger , i have a bigger appetite than before .. urgh ..
Day 4 : Monday 27 Feburary 2006
Today is the start of weekday .. i refused to go to school at da begining but because of the common teat i have no choice .. but then i was exempted from morning assemblies .. haha .. my face was getting better .. better than before and i guess other than some of my classmates , no one in the school knows that i have got these 'red dots' on my face .. well , it's been a terrible day for me as the medicine i have taken in the morning makes me feeling drowsy and wanna sleep .. urgh .. after school , i went home , took chinese herbs , medicine and went to sleep .
Day 5 : Tuesday 28 Feburary 2006
Well , another day for me ..but my face has almost recover , just a few red dots traces are left on my face but other than that i am perfectly okay , i have finished all my medicine le .. but then i am still exempted from morning assembly .. haha ..
Day 6 : Wednesday 1st March 2006
my face has offically recovered today .. well i was damn happy .. i finally went down for assembly .. miss chor yann and gomes's voice ..LOL ..like real .. haha .. then i have also resumed my jogging routine liao but so long never jog , stamina sure deproved alot de .. i have also shifted my jogging time earlier le .. finally i changed my jogging time from the after dinner 9pm to the before dinner 545pm .. haha .. cheers!~ ..
After this incident , i have told myself not to 'anyhow' eat again le .. i have over-eat le .. and now i shall control my diet .. i shall cut my comsumption of those 'junk food' to the minimium .. hahass i have been bringing herbal tea to school for the past few days yea .. hahas .. i have learnt my lesson liao le .. and now even you give me seafood , i guess i do not have the guts to touch them again .. haha ..cheers!~
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